Ocho Cinco Jerseys

I hope Chad Ocho Cinco formerly known as Chad Johnson….yes he officially changed his name, gets traded and is unable to get the jersey number 85. How does Ocho Cinco wearing Ocho Ocho sound on Spanish TV? Can you say comercio? How about egoísta? Chad can!!

Reebok getting ‘Ocho Cinco’ jerseys ready – Around the NFL – NFL – Yahoo! Sports

Short Man’s Complex?

I am wondering if the guys building this tower have a little bit of a short man’s complex? Honestly this belongs in Duloc with Lord Farquaad. 🙂 Just ask my kids. (See Shrek, the first one)

World’s tallest building just got taller – Yahoo! News

Top 100 Facts About Beau Young…the first 20…

1. Beau Young can eat a rubix cube and crap it out solved.
2. Beau Young was originally cast as the main character in 24, but was replaced by the producers when he managed to kill every terrorist and save the day in 12 minutes and 37 seconds.
3. When Beau Young goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.
4. There are only four horsemen of the apocalypse, because Beau Young is going to walk.
5. If it looks like chicken, tastes like chicken, and feels like chicken but Beau Young says its beef, then it’s beef.
6. Beau Young invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.
7. When Beau Young deletes files from his computer, he doesn’t send them to the Recycle Bin. He sends them to hell.
8. Beau Young beat a wall at tennis. Yes. A WALL.
9. Beau Young sleeps once every 2 weeks, for half an hour, standing up, with his eyes open, and he looks pissed off.
10. Beau Young can delete the Recycling Bin.
11. Beau Young can slam revolving doors.
12. Beau Young does not hunt because the word hunting implies the possibility of failure. Beau Young goes killing.
13. Beau Young once stated that he “doesn’t wail on sissy boys.” This led to the pink polo shirts with popped collars craze. Little do those pitiful fools know that Beau Young was just making it easier to find sissy boys to wail on.
14. Beau Young doesn’t have a computer. Just a basement full of Asian kids that memorize numbers.
15. Beau Young can speak braille.
16. Beau Young died ten years ago, but the Grim Reaper can’t get up the courage to tell him.
17. Beau Young sleeps with a night light. Not because Beau Young is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Beau Young
18. Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Beau Young can kill 100 percent of whatever the heck he wants.
19. The word “lesbian” derives from an old Latin phrase that roughly translates as “She who has not yet been introduced to Beau Young.”
20. Beau Young’s calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Beau Young.

70’s Stagflation?

Does anyone remember watching original episodes of Charlie’s Angels…The Donnie and Marie Show…..The Love Boat….Sanford and Son? Yeah me neither I wasn’t born yet.

So if you are like me then you never experienced Stagflation. What is Stagflation you say….well it is when we have stagnant growth and rising prices. The wise people “controlling” our economy say that it won’t happen. They have checks and balances in place to prevent this from occurring.

They say “To energize the economy the Fed cuts rates. To combat inflation, it would boost rates. Rising inflation can reduce the Fed’s maneuvering room in terms of revving up a slowing economy.”

My suggestion to you is not to hold on to a lot more money but to keep spending but spend a little less. We can afford an economy slow down. I mean we have had some of the most amazing growth over the past 20+ years.  So don’t panic and stop spending but save a little and spend a little. When people think there is a recession they cause the recession to be even longer because they stop spending. So keep on spending America. We are good at it just ask your creditors….

Read more info below.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080228/ap_on_bi_ge/bernanke_congress

WOW…Things to be thankful for

Thankful that you live in a place where it does not get this cold. This is amazing. I like the cold but this is ridiculous!!!

Enjoy more pictures below. Oh anyone up for water skiing?

http://www.skyandsummit.com/Glacegeneve/index.html

Quote of the Day

If pro is opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress?

Romney Backs McCain???

Is this really McCain or just a bad photoshop job? I did not doctor this photo but I found that McCain’s head looks like it was pasted on. This was posted on CNN’s website last week. Let me know if you think this fake or if McCain’s head really looks that funny on his body. Look at his hands too. This photo had to have been doctored. Romney looks like a much stronger leader than McCain too. Too bad the Republicans wanted McCain and not Romney. I guess they are too afraid that the Democrats are going to win. They had to get a middle of the road candidate in order to try to take back “control” over the White House. If this was about the best person for the job Mitt would have won. Now we get stuck with McCain, Hillary and Obama. I support Obama. He is a smart guy. If it’s Hillary and McCain….I am moving to Canada.

Electile Dysfunction—Anyone have it?

New Entry for 2008 Dictionary:

Electile Dysfunction: the inability to become aroused

over any of the choices for president put forth by either party

in 2008 election year.

I believe there is an herb for that!!! But you might have to ask my brother in law!

He works there.

Pandora for your Videos

Pandora is an awesome way to stream music…too bad I can’t now. (boss changed the rules at work) 😦 That’s cool though I understand. I still don’t know how much bandwidth streaming music actually takes up.

Anyways I found this other service that let’s you create your own video stream. Check out http://www.mystrands.tv/. They stream music videos based on your preferences. Live sets and stuff you probably haven’t seen unless you are a web music video junkie like myself.

MITT WINS AGAIN

Mitt wins Nevada.

Prediction: If Giuliani doesn’t win Florida then he is out. Mitt wins Florida then watch out GOP here comes Mitt winning it all!!!