Top 100 Facts About Beau Young…the first 20…

1. Beau Young can eat a rubix cube and crap it out solved.
2. Beau Young was originally cast as the main character in 24, but was replaced by the producers when he managed to kill every terrorist and save the day in 12 minutes and 37 seconds.
3. When Beau Young goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.
4. There are only four horsemen of the apocalypse, because Beau Young is going to walk.
5. If it looks like chicken, tastes like chicken, and feels like chicken but Beau Young says its beef, then it’s beef.
6. Beau Young invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.
7. When Beau Young deletes files from his computer, he doesn’t send them to the Recycle Bin. He sends them to hell.
8. Beau Young beat a wall at tennis. Yes. A WALL.
9. Beau Young sleeps once every 2 weeks, for half an hour, standing up, with his eyes open, and he looks pissed off.
10. Beau Young can delete the Recycling Bin.
11. Beau Young can slam revolving doors.
12. Beau Young does not hunt because the word hunting implies the possibility of failure. Beau Young goes killing.
13. Beau Young once stated that he “doesn’t wail on sissy boys.” This led to the pink polo shirts with popped collars craze. Little do those pitiful fools know that Beau Young was just making it easier to find sissy boys to wail on.
14. Beau Young doesn’t have a computer. Just a basement full of Asian kids that memorize numbers.
15. Beau Young can speak braille.
16. Beau Young died ten years ago, but the Grim Reaper can’t get up the courage to tell him.
17. Beau Young sleeps with a night light. Not because Beau Young is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Beau Young
18. Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Beau Young can kill 100 percent of whatever the heck he wants.
19. The word “lesbian” derives from an old Latin phrase that roughly translates as “She who has not yet been introduced to Beau Young.”
20. Beau Young’s calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Beau Young.